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VIVA FOR NEVER?

A bitter dumpee, Mrs ‘I’m-so-thin-you-can-nearly-see-through-me’, a yoga loving failed solo artist, several babies later and yes, you have what makes up apparently the best girl band since sliced bread! Well, excuse me but I beg to differ. How is taking your clothes off and prancing around an ideal ‘Children in Need’ single, let alone the biggest come back of the year? I know many of you will be willing me to burn my bra and scream in the name of Girl Power, but I just can’t bring myself to do so. Take-That I can cope with, but if I see one more ‘Wannabe’ waltzing around Tesco looking for ‘Christmas presents’ with ‘scary’ hiding behind a novelty mask, and ‘Posh’ behind an iPod (nano, of course!)…….Please please please admit defeat and leave the music world to rest and our poor ears to sleep.

Cherry Tweeney

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